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  • Warriors

    The Warriors were created by and are commanded by the Red Devil. The Warriors were engineered to have no eyes, so that they could not see the real consequences of their actions. They blindly follow orders, both figuratively and literally. Unfortunately for the Red Devil, this also makes them somewhat lousy fighters.

  • the Red Devil

    The Red Devil commands his warriors and their charges in battle against the good forces of the the natural world. His soldiers follow his orders blindly, as they take up arms against all who oppose him. Luckily for us, his army is largely inept.

  • War Dogs

    When the Warriors need some back up in the battle, they call upon their trusty War Dogs to do some of the dirty work for them.

  • Factory M.A.N.

    Factory M.A.N (Mobile Autonomous Node) is capable of fully automated remote natural resource consumption, processing and waste elimination! It’s a perfect system.

  • Supervisor

    Supervisor (Black) and Assistant Supervisor (Orange) oversee the factory floor, making sure Soul Extraction is executed efficiently and safely. Their protective masks (attached via magnets) protect them from exposure to and inhalation of escaped souls.

  • Kill Kat

    Mmm.. KillKats. Break them in half and share the terror with your friends! These two individual original resin sculptures (in Mostly Evil and Green Tea Terror) started it all!

    Note: This is a parodic work of art, not a food product. This work is not sponsored, endorsed, authorized by, or in any way affiliated with The … Continue reading

  • Kisses of Death

    These original sculptures came in ‘regular’ and ‘dark’, include a set of four matching 1″ mini kisses

    Individual wrapped minis had a 1 in 4 chance of getting a white chase!

    Note: This is a parodic work of art, not a food product. This work is not sponsored, endorsed, authorized by, or in any way affiliated with … Continue reading

  • Tofu Bringer

    Serving up a tempting and delicious snack, the Tofu Bringer encourages you to snatch that snack from his offering plate. Go ahead.. nothing bad will happen. Promise.

     

  • Strops

    The blob-like and blood-thirsty “Strop” demons are invisible during the day, but by no means harmless. They are responsible for many of those unexplained cuts, scrapes and bruises you discover. Visible only at night, they hide as best they can.

    Those who are found are captured, caged, and dragged through the streets to serve as a … Continue reading

  • Eye Riders

    Mounted upon some of the larger Eye Walkers, the blind Riders take their Walkers through the dark night streets with small lanterns leading them forward.

  • Zombie Candy Corn

    The candy that always comes back to haunt you. This candy is bad for your teeth.. and you brains. Each of the 4 Zombie Candy Corns are attached to their base via a magnetic foot.
    ‘Out Out Damned Corn’ (Patient Zero)
    ‘Return of Yellow #5’ (Patient One)
    ‘Corn Fed Up’ (Patient Two)
    ‘Sweet Nothings’ (Patient Three)

  • goodbye

    Custom sculpted edition of the Color Ink Book mascot Rayola.