San Francisco trip roundup

Hello everyone! Sorry for the brief intermission, I was across the country. Click through for a quick roundup of my San Francisco treat trip.

There is a great little classic coin-op “museum” on the wharf, I watched a few hand cranked girlie shows and got an incomprehensible and poorly spelled fortune from this guy.

…what’s the only thing worse than a regular mime?

There was a big bakery nearby where you could watch them bake. This hot Koala-on-Turtle sex scene was their centerpiece.

Later my wife made another turtle, we kept him safe from randy bears.

One lovely day we hopped in a bright yellow cooper mini and drove up highway 1, a highway so insane that it should probably be illegal. I imagine it is “1” because it was their first try at a highway, then someone realized that it would perhaps be a better idea to make highways straight and not interrupted every 10 feet by a precipitous drop over a cliff.  Perhaps someone who has driven on highway “2” can confirm this theory.

We saw some big trees. I also ran into Jim from StrangeCo in the middle of the woods on a random day in a random place at a random time. It was random.

We saw that big ole prison island thing. Sean Connery was nowhere to be seen, neither was Nicholas Cage nor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson… I was somewhat disappointed.

This guy was pretty nice though.

Tuesday we took a trip to the Googleplex. It is nice over there, they get chairs! I snuck past this sign so that I could relieve myself…

in their ball pit.

Speaking of colorful pits.. we went down to the Mission to meet up with some friends. There is some lovely art in the Mission district as you can see.

Later that evening friends MC Frontalot and dBort were kind enough to offer me punches to the face. I politely declined.

The Japanese Tea Garden in the Golden Gate Park is quite nice, but this bridge was not quit steep enough.

There were pretty things to behold, tea to drink and mochi to eat.

…but who wants mochi when you can chow down on some Tasty Salted Pig Parts?

Goodnight San Francisco, I had times!