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whatever it is you’re doing, please stop…

Tags: drool, ears, glassy eyes, inappropriate, oh god, touching, underpants1 COMMENTin Creatures on 03/11/10

…and we never saw them again

Tags: baby, face paint, heart of darkness, jungle, leaves, lost, native, skirt, spear, wildNO COMMENTSin Creatures on 03/02/10

if you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it…

Tags: birds, drugs, high, party, paryoxin dihydride, perch, pissed, wood5 COMMENTSin Creatures on 02/09/10

how much longer can this possibly go on?

Tags: be quiet, blah blah blah, bored, lecture, shut up, sitting, standing, talking5 COMMENTSin Creatures on 01/29/10

you’re thinking about it too much…

Tags: big head, drool, nipples, scar, slug, what the hell, worm1 COMMENTin Creatures on 01/14/10

it’s not my fault, it was inevitable…

Tags: cat, fur, hybrid, snake, teeth, whiskers3 COMMENTSin Creatures on 01/10/10

i honestly did not know that would happen…

Tags: accident, alien, laser, octopoid, oh god, raygun, ribs, shot, smoke, squidulon5 COMMENTSin Creatures on 12/31/09

i don’t think the new guys are working out…

Tags: antlers, blood, boot, christmas, claus, hat, ho ho ho, ohgodimsorry, reindeer, santa, snow3 COMMENTSin Creatures on 12/25/09

no, i still don’t trust you…

Tags: a dolphin, belushi, candygram, chase, flowers, jaws, landshark, Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh, Mrs. Johannesburrrr?, plumber3 COMMENTSin Creatures on 12/22/09

this is my greatest discovery…

Tags: bow tie, cephalapod, coconut, hat, invertebrate, mustache, nuts, ocean, octo-mom, octopus, party, tongue, tool, veined8 COMMENTSin Creatures on 12/16/09

why do i even try…

Tags: costume, disguise, eye, eyeball, nerves, redeye, smile5 COMMENTSin Creatures on 12/10/09

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Tags: bathing suit, cap, floaties, judge, plug, pool, score, sport?, swim, swimming, synchronized, wet1 COMMENTin Creatures on 12/01/09

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