Have you ever done the horizontal polka with a fish out of water??
“Eww” “Umm yea”
… it was like making love to a bar of soap, so I’m off to find a partner with some traction!
You had to go and grow legs, didn’t you.
but we were meant to be!
February 14, 12 in Creatures.
Tags : breakup, drip, fish, forbidden, love, unrequited, valentines
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